| CAPPUCCIETT RED
tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her mamma dissed:
''Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but waring to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn priest...Good luck! And in boc at the lup''.
Cammining cammining,in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontred the lup, who dissed:
''Hi Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you ago?''.
''To the nonn with this cest, wich is little, but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more, more, more mirtills'' she dissed.
''Ah, mannagg 'a marushella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had)'' dissed the lup, with a fium of saluv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed:
''Beh, I now dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry''.
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's cas. Cappucciett Red, who was very, ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for the sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the cas, suoned the campanel, trased, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night vestit and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's cas, suoned and trased.
''Nonn when do you stay in the let?''.
And the nonn lup:''Oh i've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!''.
''Oh poor nonn!'' said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, i think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: ''But...what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?''
''Oh no! it's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl'' Dissed the nonn lup.
then cappucciett, who was more dur than a bloc of marm:''But what big orekks do you have, do you have the orekkiones?''.
And the nonn lup:''Oh no! it is so ascolt you better''
And Cappucciett Red ( that i think was very rincoglionited) said:''But what big dents do you have?''
And the lup dissed:''It is so magn to megl!'' And magned really tutt quant the poor little rincoglonited little girl.
But (tha dah) out of the cas a simpatic, curios and innocent cacciator of frodo sented all and dissed:''Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sacc e solds!''
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr a kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, trased in the stanz ankd accired a lup. then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (miracols! still viv!) and Cappucciett ( still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned a sacc e solds.
The nonn magned tutt e leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett Red...beh! Let her stay, because she had capit!
And so , tutt, lived felix and content. (meybe not the lup!)
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